Chrysler Conqueror SIII with Chrysler Jet

Devilman

Devilman

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HellinnFrnt said:
Well we have come to the conclusion (well I have anyway) that CJ DID in fact get the Chrysler finished. However during the maiden voyage at approximately 10 minutes into the high speed test at a speed of between 19 and 19.5 MPH a Mallard (it's a duck) swam across the bow; in the ensuing violent evasive maneuvers a vortex was created that consumed most of a Denny's and part of a Waffle House which somehow reappeared in Los Alamos NM at the exact time of the first atomic test (I used atomic cause Texans can't say "nukeyaler") resulting in a wave of near mythic proportions (about 6 inches) throwing copious amounts of water ( about 2 gallons) into the air creating a rainbow the likes of which had not been seen since the great toad splash of '76. This resulted in a time warp "loop" if you will wherein is repeated "Do you know where your children are?" at 8 second intervals. These effects caused Al Gore's internet to fail which in turn led to a catastrophic loss of the entire first season of FireFly from Netflix.  (Jeebus this is lagging up my phone) These seemingly unrelated "coincidence's" resulted in DrumZilla's return from WTF knows which all in all is the best we could have hoped for considering. Reruns of Romper Room begin promptly at 8 a.m.  Saturday on your local FOX affiliate...... ...............
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epic... :grin:
 
Patchman

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I'm starting to think Speed and CJ are both working on the CJ. Then they will show up to a North event in it together! Hey it could happen! Even Drum posted a pic of his scoop! Something has happened in the universe, and I'm starting to see the signs! Hellin is starting to make sense! :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20:
 
Devilman

Devilman

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Patchman said:
I'm starting to think Speed and CJ are both working on the CJ. Then they will show up to a North event in it together! Hey it could happen! Even Drum posted a pic of his scoop! Something has happened in the universe, and I'm starting to see the signs! Hellin is starting to make sense! :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20:
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he did offer the use of his shop & to help him put it together, so you might be right. They may have already finished the boat & are now just enjoying each other's company... drinking hot tea & sharing boating stories from times past.

well, maybe just drinking hot tea... probably don't have many actual boating stories to share. lol

 
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Devilman said:
Patchman said:
I'm starting to think Speed and CJ are both working on the CJ. Then they will show up to a North event in it together! Hey it could happen! Even Drum posted a pic of his scoop! Something has happened in the universe, and I'm starting to see the signs! Hellin is starting to make sense! :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20: :smile20:
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he did offer the use of his shop & to help him put it together, so you might be right. They may have already finished the boat & are now just enjoying each other's company... drinking hot tea & sharing boating stories from times past.

well, maybe just drinking hot tea... probably don't have many actual boating stories to share. lol
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Or maybe drinking Bailey's from a shoe. 

Maybe they'll catch a show or go to a club where people wee on each other.
 
Devilman

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DISTURBED said:
Or maybe drinking Bailey's from a shoe. 

Maybe they'll catch a show or go to a club where people wee on each other.
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ahahaha, this thread may have taken a turn... a turn for what though I am not sure. :grin: :grin: :grin:
 
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HellinnFrnt

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customtouch said:
DrumZilla said:
Wow.. that was a lot of jiber-jaber .. I like the Sienfeld comment thou.. clap.gif
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The "technical term" is YADA-YADA-YADA!!!!!  :grin:
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Yep it's only jibber jabber if you have no soup... smeggin wankers can't understand perfect humour when it walks up and slaps your ass....
 
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Maybe he's installing a TURBO ENCABULATOR?? It was invented by Chrysler and could be an effective means of power delivery in a jet pump.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyRllRWfLJE
 
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