Chrysler Conqueror SIII with Chrysler Jet

customtouch

Active member
blazeracer said:
Old Chrysler's rock...

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You present a very compelling case here that would be hard to argue with!!!!!  :grin:
 

Disturbed

Active member
I just checked CJ's profile.  The last time he was logged on here was February 28.  The last time he posted anything was February 15.  I'm thinking he forgot Valentine's Day and his Valentine beat the crap out of him so bad that he can't type the hype. 

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Crusader

Moderator
Do ya think CJ is down in a hole at the bottom of some wackos cellar rubbing lotion all over himself???????
 

scarabscs

New member
Crusader said:
I forgot the link!!! Lol...

CJ is wearing a wig.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCSZfmbFJyQ

It rubs the lotion on the skin, or else gets the hose again!!!!! AHhhhhh ha hahaha ha jump.gif
 

Crusader

Moderator
I tracked CJ's IP....he's offline and lurking now...or someone from his IP is is looking at this thread.

Sooooo...apparently he's not down in a hole " It rubs the lotion on the skin, or else gets the hose again!!!!"
 

HellinnFrnt

New member
Well we have come to the conclusion (well I have anyway) that CJ DID in fact get the Chrysler finished. However during the maiden voyage at approximately 10 minutes into the high speed test at a speed of between 19 and 19.5 MPH a Mallard (it's a duck) swam across the bow; in the ensuing violent evasive maneuvers a vortex was created that consumed most of a Denny's and part of a Waffle House which somehow reappeared in Los Alamos NM at the exact time of the first atomic test (I used atomic cause Texans can't say "nukeyaler") resulting in a wave of near mythic proportions (about 6 inches) throwing copious amounts of water ( about 2 gallons) into the air creating a rainbow the likes of which had not been seen since the great toad splash of '76. This resulted in a time warp "loop" if you will wherein is repeated "Do you know where your children are?" at 8 second intervals. These effects caused Al Gore's internet to fail which in turn led to a catastrophic loss of the entire first season of FireFly from Netflix.  (Jeebus this is lagging up my phone) These seemingly unrelated "coincidence's" resulted in DrumZilla's return from WTF knows which all in all is the best we could have hoped for considering. Reruns of Romper Room begin promptly at 8 a.m.  Saturday on your local FOX affiliate...... ...............
 

Patchman

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Staff member
HellinnFrnt said:
Well we have come to the conclusion (well I have anyway) that CJ DID in fact get the Chrysler finished. However during the maiden voyage at approximately 10 minutes into the high speed test at a speed of between 19 and 19.5 MPH a Mallard (it's a duck) swam across the bow; in the ensuing violent evasive maneuvers a vortex was created that consumed most of a Denny's and part of a Waffle House which somehow reappeared in Los Alamos NM at the exact time of the first atomic test (I used atomic cause Texans can't say "nukeyaler") resulting in a wave of near mythic proportions (about 6 inches) throwing copious amounts of water ( about 2 gallons) into the air creating a rainbow the likes of which had not been seen since the great toad splash of '76. This resulted in a time warp "loop" if you will wherein is repeated "Do you know where your children are?" at 8 second intervals. These effects caused Al Gore's internet to fail which in turn led to a catastrophic loss of the entire first season of FireFly from Netflix.  (Jeebus this is lagging up my phone) These seemingly unrelated "coincidence's" resulted in DrumZilla's return from WTF knows which all in all is the best we could have hoped for considering. Reruns of Romper Room begin promptly at 8 a.m.  Saturday on your local FOX affiliate...... ...............
clap.gif Dude. I like it. ! clap.gif :smile16:
 

Knotty Girl

New member
HellinnFrnt said:
Well we have come to the conclusion (well I have anyway) that CJ DID in fact get the Chrysler finished. However during the maiden voyage at approximately 10 minutes into the high speed test at a speed of between 19 and 19.5 MPH a Mallard (it's a duck) swam across the bow; in the ensuing violent evasive maneuvers a vortex was created that consumed most of a Denny's and part of a Waffle House which somehow reappeared in Los Alamos NM at the exact time of the first atomic test (I used atomic cause Texans can't say "nukeyaler") resulting in a wave of near mythic proportions (about 6 inches) throwing copious amounts of water ( about 2 gallons) into the air creating a rainbow the likes of which had not been seen since the great toad splash of '76. This resulted in a time warp "loop" if you will wherein is repeated "Do you know where your children are?" at 8 second intervals. These effects caused Al Gore's internet to fail which in turn led to a catastrophic loss of the entire first season of FireFly from Netflix.  (Jeebus this is lagging up my phone) These seemingly unrelated "coincidence's" resulted in DrumZilla's return from WTF knows which all in all is the best we could have hoped for considering. Reruns of Romper Room begin promptly at 8 a.m.  Saturday on your local FOX affiliate...... ...............



I'm tired now need to go take a nap.  crazy.gif
 
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