Broken Bow July 4th 2011

[blazeracer]

Midget or no midget, this is going to be one kick a$$ four day weekend...

 

[Crusader]

Especially if Chad brings his stripper pole thats in his house!

 

[Last Mohecian]

And how many beers had you drank when you saw the no-arm midget? think.gif

Not that much.  You can't make stuff like that up.  :smile30:

 

[blazeracer]

Stripper pole hell.... our place has a hot tub!! "Kids, lights out at 9... " LOL

 

[Last Mohecian]

I always wondered how he got on the stool to begin with. It was taller than he was.

That big A$$ waitress grabs him by the collar and boosts him up there!!!

Could be.  The bar tender we had that night was actually pretty cute. Long dark hair and black leather pants. 

 

[Last Mohecian]

Stripper pole hell.... our place has a hot tub!! "Kids, lights out at 9... " LOL

Ours does too.  There is no way I'm getting in that steaming tub on semen stew.  I don't care how much chlorine is in it.  I look at it this way, it doesn't matter if you eat a raw egg or a scrambled one your still eating an egg.  :smile20:

 

[Crusader]

[Ours does too.  There is no way I'm getting in that steaming tub on semen stew.  I don't care how much chlorine is in it.  I look at it this way, it doesn't matter if you eat a raw egg or a scrambled one your still eating an egg.  :smile20:

Lol.....dude.....no response from this sailor on that comment. haha.

 

[Last Mohecian]

Ace in the Hole was one of a kind.  It was an 18 and up bottle club that sold 3.2 beer.  Basically you could bring your own liqueur and give it to them so they could charge to serve it to you.  There was a rope around the bar that said "Must be 21 to enter bar area".  At 2:00 (or whatever time they closed) the came and took you open beer.  And I mean they came and took it.  It didn't matter if you had your lips on the opening they snatched it out of your hand and trashed it  BUT you could take your beer with you as long as it was not open.  So at closing time everyone trashed their open beer and bought a 6 pack for the road home.  crazy.gif

Last time I was up there the slab was still there and the racks for the AC units were still standing.  Kinda sad.  It's been a while since it burned.

 

[blazeracer]

Stripper pole hell.... our place has a hot tub!! "Kids, lights out at 9... " LOL

Ours does too.  There is no way I'm getting in that steaming tub on semen stew.  I don't care how much chlorine is in it.  I look at it this way, it doesn't matter if you eat a raw egg or a scrambled one your still eating an egg.  :smile20:

Two words, bleach and filters... this Army guy ain't scared.. Doesn't matter though, we'll let kids get in there and pee in it first anyway..

 

[Crusader]

Last time I was up there the slab was still there and the racks for the AC units were still standing.  Kinda sad.  It's been a while since it burned.

The roof, the roof the roof is on fire...we don't need no water let the M***** F**** burn! Burn M***** F****, Burn!!!!

 

[Crusader]

Two words, bleach and filters... this Army guy ain't scared.. Doesn't matter though, we'll let kids get in there and pee in it first anyway..

Good point James. Any water we drink has at one time or another been on some other dudes junk so WTF man!??!! lol.

 

[Devilman]

Good point James. Any water we drink has at one time or another been on some other dudes junk so WTF man!??!! lol.

Aw c'mon man.... you didn't just post that did ya? LMAO :grin: :grin: :grin:

 

[Crusader]

Aw c'mon man.... you didn't just post that did ya? LMAO :grin: :grin: :grin:

Just acknowledging what most folks don't want to think about.....but you have to remember, it has been "Bleached and filtered". lol.

 

[Last Mohecian]

Good point James. Any water we drink has at one time or another been on some other dudes junk so WTF man!??!! lol.

No words.  crazy.gif

 

[Last Mohecian]

Aw c'mon man.... you didn't just post that did ya? LMAO :grin: :grin: :grin:

Just acknowledging what most folks don't want to think about.....but you have to remember, it has been "Bleached and filtered". lol.

Like I said, Raw or Fried, your still eating an egg.  :smile26:

 

[Crusader]

D'oh!!!  :smile26:

 

[Last Mohecian]

Two words, bleach and filters... this Army guy ain't scared.. Doesn't matter though, we'll let kids get in there and pee in it first anyway..

Good point James. Any water we drink has at one time or another been on some other dudes junk so WTF man!??!! lol.

It's Broken Bow not Broke Back Mountain.  :smile20:

Edit for Devilman:  Looks like James and Cliff are up for some Broke Back moments in Broken Bow.

 

[Crusader]

It's Broken Bow not Broke Back Mountain.  :smile20:

Man, you're right.....we're pretty darn close to Arkansas too! That kind of shiot goes on all the time over there. Dude....no way!

 

[Devilman]

D'oh!!!  :smile26:

Proofread, proofread, proofread...  :grin:

 

[Devilman]

It's Broken Bow not Broke Back Mountain.  :smile20:

LOL, what you change it for... :grin: