Wakemaker
Member
It's true, believe it or not. For the first time since August 17, 2013 I am now a law abiding citizen again. I just got back from Rosenberg Mega Center DPS after taking my driving test, proving that I am the best driver they have ever seen, so much so that they issued me a driver's license and shut down the DPS office for the rest of the day and threw me a party. I would've stayed longer but I told the I needed to get back to La Grange to get my tags and registration. They all were understandably devastated to learn that I had to leave, but completely understood and said that I should come back when I got done because they were planning to continue the party till the wee hours of the night. I told them I probably won't be able to make it so they forced me to take a couple of shots before I go and gave me a police escort out of town and notified all the town Sherff's from there to La Grange, and ended up being escorted all the way back to get my tags and come home. When I got back home they wouldn't let go in the house without taking another shot. Nobody knows how to party like the police! Wow! What a day! LOOKOUT WORLD WAKEMAKER IS LEGAL!!!