let's see ... we'll need a couple of big daycruisers or pontoons maybe a 60' houseboat anchored end to end from the beach out so the wakeboarders will stay farther out .... one got the lake patrol called on him Friday and he got ARRESTED ! Mine was anchored about 40' out from shore and they kept coming by close enough for me to read the numbers so I got out of the boat and waded out another 25' and the guy actually jumped over my head .... I flipped them off and pointed out to the lake ... they did it again .... couple other wake boats came over and floated 40-50' away and the A$$ went between close enough to high 5 a guy on a stationary boat (surprised hell outta him) so I called in gave them the #'s and description and where it was at about 10 min's later TPW came around the point and Denton County was putting in at the ramp and the guy never see's them coming he's still going between boats like its a slalom course ... the other floaters were pointing and all ...then he hears the WHOOOP !!! he's about 30' away from me and the cops are like hoppin into his boat like it's a drug bust they tell him they got a call about endangering swimmers the guy says "he hasn't seen any swimmers,he wasn't near any swimmer's and if it was the guy in the jet boat he flipped me off so yeah I MIGHT have made a big wave by him" the cop looks over at me and asks did I call in I said "yes sir" and the reason why is right there on that video camera the blonde is holding ..... man you could hear all the $hit hitting the fan as clear as a fart in church .... the cop asks to see the camera and the chick hands it right over and shows him how to work it !!! the dude actually tried to knock it into the water and that's when they cuffed him they scanned back thru and found the spot where the guy jumped over me and it was obvious he was over and behind me not in front ... so the guy on the board gets arrested for "reckless endangerment" the driver gets arrested for reckless endangerment and interfering with a police investigation and ticketed for other violations .. all the other wake boats that hung around got checked and talked to no one else had any problems and no complaints about what happened .. I got checked and talked to had no problems ( I don't drink when I'm by myself ) the other boats came over after the cops left and talked about how they thought about calling in and how cool it was that I took action ... and I'm thinkin to myself "there's the reason $hit like this goes on day in day out ... cuz people are to lazy to take action that might be bad for them in some way but good for everyone else" oh yeah I guess they were kissin up as well but for the next hour after that I didn't have to hold my boat at all .... It's good to be the King .....
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