Jet boats and Chickens
- Thread starter Crusader
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This has got to be the funniest damn thread I have ever read on here!! I am crying man :smile18:
People eating chickens, people teaching chickens to wake board, people naming their dinner. What are you crazy M........gonna say next!
With that smile, I would give in a heartbeat. I would have chickens as well. I would have to let them run around in the yard. We already did the caged pet thing and I didnt like it much.
When we were kids we had ducks. 8 of them. They tore up the back yard like crazy, but would hang around. We even let them wander the front yard while cleaning up the back. Still, they didnt go anywhere. Finally let them go in a park with a pond and would go visit them from time to time. They did well and I am sure there are still generations from those 8 ducks doing duck things in Central Texas.
Bring on the chicken stories.
Maybe we can have Boat and Chicken Fest this year.... jump.gif
People eating chickens, people teaching chickens to wake board, people naming their dinner. What are you crazy M........gonna say next!
With that smile, I would give in a heartbeat. I would have chickens as well. I would have to let them run around in the yard. We already did the caged pet thing and I didnt like it much.
When we were kids we had ducks. 8 of them. They tore up the back yard like crazy, but would hang around. We even let them wander the front yard while cleaning up the back. Still, they didnt go anywhere. Finally let them go in a park with a pond and would go visit them from time to time. They did well and I am sure there are still generations from those 8 ducks doing duck things in Central Texas.
Bring on the chicken stories.
Maybe we can have Boat and Chicken Fest this year.... jump.gif
duanehydro
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Would be pretty cool to fire up the jetboat on the trailer, toss the chick into the suction....... :smile26:
Last Mohecian
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Duanehydro said:
LOL. Cliff could call his boat "Bad Chicken Plucker". Chad's got the "Brown Chicken Brown Cow" and on the days I have the Ambassador out we'd even have a "Flyin Pig". It would be a regular barn yard.
HammerDown
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I have chickens, and they SUCK!! they will absolutly crap on anything, they will eat anything, stinkin, noisy cluckin disgusting feathers everywhere and did i mention they suck? they wont die, i dont think you could kill a chicken other than chop its head off, ours have lived though 115 degree heat and -27 cold.
nasty animals.
buy her a big block chevy and let her play with that.
nasty animals.
buy her a big block chevy and let her play with that.
Carnivalride
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And here I thought this was a smack talk thread......... you know like HammerDown being chicken to race Wild hair and Wild Hair being afraid of smallblock Oldsmobiles. think.gif
HammerDown
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Carnivalride said:
notice the title is JETBOATS and chickens...chickens is code for v-drive floppers :smile17:
73 Sanger Flat
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HammerDown said:
Damm they just have to pick on us V-Drive guys .
Oh well , we all know that the V-drives are the fastest out there
All this talk of chicken , some good old BBQ chicken sure sounds good right about now .. ..
Knotty Girl
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Buy her a horse. clap.gif
HammerDown
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Brazos River Rat ( Billy ) said:
If you guys are going to be quicker on the water, then we have to be quicker witted on the internet. crazy.gif
HammerDown
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Knotty Girl said:
UGH!! dont get me started on horses either...hay burning, moody, sick all the time, foundering, bite ya, step on ya, KICK ya, hoof trimmin all the time, kickin shoes off, hit em with the lawn mower, nothing cheap about a horse, at least you can eat the chicken!
Captin Hazlewood
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Excellent timing... reminds me of a little funny I got yesterday...
Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.
So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...
Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.
So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...
Carnivalride
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HammerDown said:
Sure glad you let me in on your "code" lol crazy.gif
Carnivalride
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HammerDown said:
LOL, if you say so......
