"Great deals" A thread for funny, stupid, exaggerated, or joke listings
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customtouch
Active member
I assume a scam warning ad would fit in here. This boat probably wouldn't interest most on here but there are a few fisherman around the site. Just putting it up because if they try it one place they will probably post it in several cities. I HATE SCAMMERS!!!!!!
http://austin.craigslist.org/boa/4249592247.html
http://austin.craigslist.org/boa/4249592247.html
Devilman
Well-known member
This should be a good contribution to this thread. :grin:
Sample taken from the listing, lol...
Recreation, Drinking and Sea Monkeys
I understand you have many options on how to spend your free time. How you choose to recreate says a lot about a human being. What I am offering you is the open Pacific Ocean, fishing, going to islands, breathing salty air at sea, breathing atomic four gas powered exhaust fumes, drinking rum, drinking whiskey, drinking cheap beer, drinking expensive beer, drinking the dead sea monkeys floating in the drink that your friend backwashed, spear fishing anything that moves, endless supply of gold colored fish to make into tacos, trapping crabs, getting crabs, free membership to hbyc, a money pit, a fist pumping teeth grinding laser eating dance platform, a new kitchen, a boom that might hit you in the head, a $270 slip fee, the ability to t-bone a stand up paddle boarder, the ability to bbq a t-bone steak, the ability to bone in the v-birth, the chance to see whales, the improved chance to bring a whale out of najas and tying knots. These are fine things. These are gentlemanly things. They certainly beat sitting in car traffic towing your sand rail or three wheeler past a bunch of meth labs to glamis or driving a boat in circles in the std filled cess pool commonly referred to as "the river" or any other so called lake. Does a real man or woman want to recreate in a standing pool of "fresh water" or in a hot desert with a bunch of drunk yahoos with engines strapped to their backs?
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/boa/4234040827.html
Sample taken from the listing, lol...
Recreation, Drinking and Sea Monkeys
I understand you have many options on how to spend your free time. How you choose to recreate says a lot about a human being. What I am offering you is the open Pacific Ocean, fishing, going to islands, breathing salty air at sea, breathing atomic four gas powered exhaust fumes, drinking rum, drinking whiskey, drinking cheap beer, drinking expensive beer, drinking the dead sea monkeys floating in the drink that your friend backwashed, spear fishing anything that moves, endless supply of gold colored fish to make into tacos, trapping crabs, getting crabs, free membership to hbyc, a money pit, a fist pumping teeth grinding laser eating dance platform, a new kitchen, a boom that might hit you in the head, a $270 slip fee, the ability to t-bone a stand up paddle boarder, the ability to bbq a t-bone steak, the ability to bone in the v-birth, the chance to see whales, the improved chance to bring a whale out of najas and tying knots. These are fine things. These are gentlemanly things. They certainly beat sitting in car traffic towing your sand rail or three wheeler past a bunch of meth labs to glamis or driving a boat in circles in the std filled cess pool commonly referred to as "the river" or any other so called lake. Does a real man or woman want to recreate in a standing pool of "fresh water" or in a hot desert with a bunch of drunk yahoos with engines strapped to their backs?
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/boa/4234040827.html
Knotty Girl
New member
I have a head ache now. :smile15:
customtouch
Active member
Wonder if the possum knows what happened to the heads? :grin:
http://austin.craigslist.org/pts/4255574876.html
http://austin.craigslist.org/pts/4255574876.html
customtouch
Active member
Well...........ain't that "SPECIAL"!!!!!!! :grin:
Knotty Girl
New member
Sum body needen to be jump'n on dat. :smile17:
ChryslerJet
New member
Hey man he needs to get in or out of the car quick when the po po catch him and his hoes 'round the corner.Patchman said:
73 Sanger Flat
Active member
pretty freaking sick . He thinks it may be his .. WTF..
