Divorce is final

oldbuck40

Active member
DiamondJim said:
My advise:  Buy a house and car every ten years and give it to a perfect stranger. This will have the same effect of a divorce, without the emotional strain.
LOL Yep if it floats,fly's or F*ck's Rent Dont Buy! :grin: :grin: :grin:
 

Crusader

Moderator
The term "Cougar" is relative.......

I remember when I was in high school, a Cougar was considered to be about 35 years old........and that's how old the prom queens mother was when I got with her. Hahahahaha.....ah yes....... good times for sure.

 

Patchman

Administrator
Staff member
Crusader said:
The term "Cougar" is relative.......

I remember when I was in high school, a Cougar was considered to be about 35 years old........and that's how old the prom queens mother was when I got with her. Hahahahaha.....ah yes....... good times for sure.
If she was 35 then you where like what 12? think.gif
 

jimsplace

Active member
Last Mohican said:
Crusader said:
Blender Man said:
Congrats, after I got done with mine, I was told that life started after 50. Keep your head up and start enjoying the things you want and need to do!!

Thank God for the tiny blue pill!

Dang.  Does everyone's dick break at 50?  Now you old timers got me worried.  I am 43 and mine still seems to be working just fine.

Is that your opinion only or do you have someone to vouch for that?  Since you say it seems to be working fine, do you lend it a helping hand every now and then?
It isn't that I really need to know, it is just something to think about.
 

Last Mohecian

Administrator
jimsplace said:
Last Mohican said:
Crusader said:
Blender Man said:
Congrats, after I got done with mine, I was told that life started after 50. Keep your head up and start enjoying the things you want and need to do!!

Thank God for the tiny blue pill!

Dang.  Does everyone's dick break at 50?  Now you old timers got me worried.  I am 43 and mine still seems to be working just fine.

Is that your opinion only or do you have someone to vouch for that?  Since you say it seems to be working fine, do you lend it a helping hand every now and then?
It isn't that I really need to know, it is just something to think about.

There are plenty on here that can vouch for what my wife looks like and I assure you she will vouch for the fact that it works just fine and has for the 25 years we have been together.  :smile30:
 

blazeracer

New member
I'll vouch for Matt's Mrs. She'a top shelf!! That, and all the crap he talks about wearing her out, she's never denied it.. hahaha

:smile26:

We got a bunch of smokin hotties here up north.

 

Last Mohecian

Administrator
blazeracer said:
I'll vouch for Matt's Mrs. She'a top shelf!! That, and all the crap he talks about wearing her out, she's never denied it.. hahaha

:smile26:

We got a bunch of smokin hotties here up north.

LOL.  Amen bro!  Yes we do.
 

blazeracer

New member
Last Mohican said:
They are not cougars if they are bedding guys their own age.  Maybe you are talking about the 70 year old women coming after you 50 year old youngsters.  crazy.gif crazy.gif

Cougar: An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man.  The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cougar

I got me a little piece of fame on Urban Dictionary. Look up chewing gum, number two result. Needs a couple more votes to be number one. Something I think Cliff is familiar with. Buaahhh ha ha ha!!
 

blazeracer

New member
Last Mohican said:
blazeracer said:
I'll vouch for Matt's Mrs. She'a top shelf!! That, and all the crap he talks about wearing her out, she's never denied it.. hahaha

:smile26:

We got a bunch of smokin hotties here up north.

LOL.  Amen bro!  Yes we do.

Oh, Maria wants to go to Roatan when the kids are on spring break for March 12-18. Edward will be coming with us.
 

WAFOBABY

New member
YEAP I will also vouch for MATT Mrs. if they had kids she would be one of those soccer MOMs  :smile28:  lol   
 

neverenuf

New member
blazeracer said:
I'll vouch for Matt's Mrs. She'a top shelf!! That, and all the crap he talks about wearing her out, she's never denied it.. hahaha


So is that why Matt had all that trouble with his back? lol!  :smile27: 
 

Last Mohecian

Administrator
blazeracer said:
Oh, Maria wants to go to Roatan when the kids are on spring break for March 12-18. Edward will be coming with us.

We would love to go but I don't think the Dr. will clear me for the flight.  I had to cancel my annual birthday fly fishing trip this month because he does not want me to make the 3 hr drive to Broken Bow.
 

Last Mohecian

Administrator
neverenuf said:
blazeracer said:
I'll vouch for Matt's Mrs. She'a top shelf!! That, and all the crap he talks about wearing her out, she's never denied it.. hahaha


So is that why Matt had all that trouble with his back? lol!  :smile27:

LOL.  Might have been a contributing factor.  Thanks for the suggestion Frank.  Now I can blame her for that and my gray hair.  LOL.

LOL @ Jasson.  She really fit that bill when she drove that Infinity EX.
 

jimsplace

Active member
My Doctor told me sex is good for your health.  Honesty, he did.
I didn't ask him to go into details, it sounded good to me.
 

neverenuf

New member
jimsplace said:
My Doctor told me sex is good for your health.  Honesty, he did.
I didn't ask him to go into details, it sounded good to me.

I think it is as long as your heart doesn't have blocked arteries............
 
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