Divorce is final

neverenuf

New member
I am phucking broke and almost bankrumpt...ha...ha......thank god for Big Flats beer $2.99 a six pak :smile27:  but it is FINAL!!!  time to start over at 50 yrs of age :smile19:....and yes, I STILL have the jetboat!  I may even make out on the lake this year more than the 3 times i did last summer jump.gif

enuff said.......live and learn....next time I ll think with the right head........

 

WAFOBABY

New member
Hell I always said if something happen and I got a divorce I would just stay single.  Why have one when you can have them all when your single  :smile30: 
 

Crusader

Moderator
Congratulations on ending the nightmare.

Marriage. An be a great thing if both parties are 100% vested into the relationship. When one decides to go out on their own, there isn't much the other can do about it.

Keep your chin up bro and I hope to see ya on the lake this season.
 

blazeracer

New member
neverenuf said:
live and learn....next time I ll think with the right head........

You need to show Cliff how to do this!! LOL..

Congrats man. Now you need to find you a nice 25yr old hood ornament for the lake.
 

Blender Man

Active member
Congrats, after I got done with mine, I was told that life started after 50. Keep your head up and start enjoying the things you want and need to do!!
 

neverenuf

New member
"When one decides to go out on their own, there isn't much the other can do about it" qoute by Crusader.

Amen to that Cliff.......you hit the nail on the head clap.gif

 

Crusader

Moderator
Blender Man said:
Congrats, after I got done with mine, I was told that life started after 50. Keep your head up and start enjoying the things you want and need to do!!

Thank God for the tiny blue pill!

neverenuf said:
"When one decides to go out on their own, there isn't much the other can do about it" qoute by Crusader.

Amen to that Cliff.......you hit the nail on the head clap.gif

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Last Mohecian

Administrator
Crusader said:
Blender Man said:
Congrats, after I got done with mine, I was told that life started after 50. Keep your head up and start enjoying the things you want and need to do!!

Thank God for the tiny blue pill!

Dang.  Does everyone's dick break at 50?  Now you old timers got me worried.  I am 43 and mine still seems to be working just fine.
 

Crusader

Moderator
Haha....nope.....just get lots of rest and ease up on the alchohol if you're wanting to get busy with yer 'ole lady later in the evening.
 

scarabscs

New member
Sorry to hear about your divorce.  Its a big plus you still have your boat, enjoy it! 

On a side note, cougars are more fun than young women  :smile16:
 

Crusader

Moderator
scarabscs said:
Sorry to hear about your divorce.  Its a big plus you still have your boat, enjoy it! 

On a side note, cougars are more fun than young women  :smile16:

Dude, you are absolutely correct!!!! I've been single for a very long time and I can vouch for that.  jump.gif
 

Last Mohecian

Administrator
They are not cougars if they are bedding guys their own age.  Maybe you are talking about the 70 year old women coming after you 50 year old youngsters.  crazy.gif crazy.gif

Cougar: An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man.  The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cougar
 

Knotty Girl

New member
Last Mohican said:
They are not cougars if they are bedding guys their own age.  Maybe you are talking about the 70 year old women coming after you 50 year old youngsters.  crazy.gif crazy.gif

Now that is just freak'n funny right there.  clap.gif
 

neverenuf

New member
Hey guys don't under estimate the single older women out there.....a friend of mine is dating a 61 yr old and if you saw her you wouldn't turn it down :smile28:

whats even better is they don't make babys at that age so its all good....ha....ha.....
 

scarabscs

New member
Last Mohican said:
They are not cougars if they are bedding guys their own age.  Maybe you are talking about the 70 year old women coming after you 50 year old youngsters.  crazy.gif crazy.gif

Cougar: An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man.  The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cougar

LMAO, That is very true!!!!  I forget im part of the "younger crowd here.  Well I guess yall would call them GILFS, and i dont know of too many of them.  They are pretty hard to come by.  :smile30:
 

Last Mohecian

Administrator
scarabscs said:
Last Mohican said:
They are not cougars if they are bedding guys their own age.  Maybe you are talking about the 70 year old women coming after you 50 year old youngsters.  crazy.gif crazy.gif

Cougar: An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man.  The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cougar

LMAO, That is very true!!!!  I forget im part of the "younger crowd here.  Well I guess yall would call them GILFS, and i dont know of too many of them.  They are pretty hard to come by.  :smile30:

LOL.  GILF.  I'm guessing Granny.....  Someone will be happy with that.  I have seen a lot of Grannies that look like Alice Cooper.
 

jdeaton

New member
My advise:  Buy a house and car every ten years and give it to a perfect stranger. This will have the same effect of a divorce, without the emotional strain.
 
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