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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.  He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"  The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.  In a very deep, husky...

The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle... The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in...

Does anybody have a Chevy starter laying around that works and would be willing to let go real cheap? 

75 Taylor SJ with Olds 455 and Berkeley JE.  Seller says he will install new carpet and paint to suit the buyer!  $4500!!!!! It's not mine so don't call or PM me.  Call Charles at 832 675 3279. 

Where the hell is Greaser?  Anybody heard from him lately?  Christmas will be here soon and I want him to know where he can deliver my gift.  :smile13: Seriously though.... 

OK guys and gals, I need a head count so can get an idea of how much BBQ I need to make.  I'm planning on brisket at noon under the bridge. 

Does anyone know if any boat ramps are closed on Canyon?  I'm supposed to go there on the 8th.  Thanks in advance! :smile20:

I'm trying to decide on a date for the 3rd annual Sandbar Bash on the Colorado near Altair.  How does September 19 sound?   

Good time today!  We'll have to do it again!  Sorry about the cigar George.  :smile23:

We're planning on being at the sandbar for the 4th.  All are welcome.  :smile15: 

We'll be on the Colorado near Altair this Saturday.  All are welcome.  We'll probably show up at the bridge between Noon and 1 PM.  :smile10:

Colorado river this Saturday at the Altair location.  Should be a good time as usual.  Come on out.

OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WANT. HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL FACTORIES. HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT. YEA, THOUGH I WALK THRU THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE, I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY. OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES...

The Dept Of Defense briefed the president this morning. They told OBAMA that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq . To everyone's surprise, he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.   Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many...

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I couldn't believe my eyes!  I think maybe Jimbo was baiting him.  :smile12:  Keep your cash in the pocket Ghostie.  :smile24: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7604414833930025803&ei=FXy1Sc6bNIGyqALXrtC3Bw&q=GR+vs.+Jimbo I'm really curious to hear the other side of this story. ...

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.  As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big...

February 21, 2009 on the Colorado River near Altair, TX.  Here's the rocks that we're always talking about.  There's a few more unseen just under the surface.  :shocked:

Flight 1549 Captain Sullenberger now has a cocktail named after him. The "Sully."  Two shots of Grey Goose with a splash of water.