Hump Day Funny

NotImportant-1

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A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas
City to Chicago . The little boy (who had been looking out the
window) turned to his mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and
big cats Have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?' The
mother (who Couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight
attendant. So The boy went down the aisle and asked the flight
attendant, 'If big dogs Have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why
don't big planes have baby Planes?' The busy flight attendant smiled and
said, 'Did your mother tell You to ask me?' The boy said, 'Yes, she
did.' 'Well, then, you go and tell Your mother that there are no baby
planes because Southwest always pulls out On time. Have your mother
explain that to you.

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sturat

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I can not claim this is as my own but pretty damn funny. I was sent this text last night frm a friend and have to share
"This girl just asked me if I prefer legs or breasts. I said I'm more into shaved pu$$. Apparently this is not an acceptable answer at KFC"
 
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