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A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?â€
“Terrorists have kidnapped Congress. They’re asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they’re going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car collecting donations....â€
“How much is everyone giving, on average?†the driver asks.
The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.â€
The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?â€
“Terrorists have kidnapped Congress. They’re asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they’re going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car collecting donations....â€
“How much is everyone giving, on average?†the driver asks.
The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.â€