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Pretty sad but close to the truth
An Israeli doctor said to a medical conference,
> "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a
> kidney out of one person, put it into another and have him
> looking for work in six weeks!"
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>
>
> The German doctor stood up and said,
>
> "Well medicine in my county is so advanced, we
> can take a lung out of one person and put it into another
> and have him looking for work on 4 weeks"
>
>
>
> The Russian doctor got up and said
>
> "My country is even more advanced, we can remove
> half a heart from one person, put it into another and have
> them both looking for work in just 2 weeks!"
>
>
>
> Not to be outdone, the American doctor stood up and
> addressed the conference,
>
> "Well", he said, "My country is so far
> advanced in medicine, we can take an Asshole out of Chicago
> , put him in the White House, and have half the country
> looking for work in 24 hours!"
An Israeli doctor said to a medical conference,
> "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a
> kidney out of one person, put it into another and have him
> looking for work in six weeks!"
>
>
>
> The German doctor stood up and said,
>
> "Well medicine in my county is so advanced, we
> can take a lung out of one person and put it into another
> and have him looking for work on 4 weeks"
>
>
>
> The Russian doctor got up and said
>
> "My country is even more advanced, we can remove
> half a heart from one person, put it into another and have
> them both looking for work in just 2 weeks!"
>
>
>
> Not to be outdone, the American doctor stood up and
> addressed the conference,
>
> "Well", he said, "My country is so far
> advanced in medicine, we can take an Asshole out of Chicago
> , put him in the White House, and have half the country
> looking for work in 24 hours!"
